A burglar breaks into a house one night. As he starts to steal the valuables, he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”
He freezes in his tracks and looks around, but he doesn’t see anyone. He continues to fill his bag with the homeowner’s possessions. Again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.”
Terrified, he shines his flashlight around the room and finally spots a parrot in a cage. “Did you say that?” he asks the parrot.
“Yes,” the parrot replies. “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxes and laughs. “Warn me? Who are you?”
“I’m Moses,” says the parrot.
“Moses? What kind of people name their parrot Moses?” the burglar chuckles.
“The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replies.
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