A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, says, “No, we don’t have any grapes.”
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, a bit annoyed, replies, “No, we don’t have any grapes.”
On the third day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, now really irritated, yells, “No, we don’t have any grapes! And if you come in here asking for grapes again, I’m going to nail your beak to the bar!”
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”
The bartender, puzzled, says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”
The duck then asks, “Got any grapes?”
I hope this one is new for you and made you laugh! 😄 Do you have any favorite types of jokes or stories?