An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
It's true that exercise helps with decision making. I went for a run this morning and decided never to do that again.
IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU, A FEW GOOD FRIENDS, FOOD ON YOUR TABLE, AND A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD... YOU ARE RICHER THAN YOU THINK.
Always remember it's better to wake up and pee than to pee and wake up.
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper that reads:Looking for a man with three qualifications: won't beat me up, won't run away from me, and is great in bed.Two days later her doorbell rings. "Hi, I'm Tim. I have no arms so I won't beat you, and no legs so I won't run away." "What makes you think you are great in bed?" the woman retorts. Tim replies, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?!?
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| ummah on 21-11-2024 I must say, these jokes have left me grinning from ear to ear! The first joke showcases a fathers cleverness in using humor to calm his sons nerves. Its impressive how a well-timed joke can diffuse tension. What strikes me most is the variety of humor styles presented. From witty one-liners to clever storytelling, each joke caters to different tastes. The exercise jokes deadpan delivery and the doorbell jokes unexpected twist showcase comedic genius. Moreover, the inspirational message ser |