Muhammad: "Hey, Ibrahim, I must say your perspicacious demeanor is quite efficacious in elucidating the intricacies of our syllabus."
Ibrahim: "Ah, thank you, Muhammad! Your own fastidious approach to pedagogy is truly commendable. However, I must aver that your propensity for obfuscation is rivaled only by your remarkable capacity for grandiloquence."
Muhammad: "Ha! You're being facetious, Ibrahim. But seriously, have you perused the latest addendum to our curriculum? It's replete with egregious errors."
Ibrahim: "Indeed, Muhammad. I've scrutinized it thoroughly and found it to be a veritable farrago of contradictions. But let's not be too persnickety, shall we?"
Muhammad: "Of course not! After all, as the great sage, Aristotle, once said, 'To be or not to be, that is the existential question'."
Ibrahim: "Precisely! Although, I think you mean Hamlet, not Aristotle. Nonetheless, your sagacity is unparalleled.
Muhammad: "Dude, what's perspicacious mean?"
Ibrahim: "No clue. I think it sounds cool, though."
(Both students chuckle and continue their conversation, exchanging more impressive-sounding words they don't understand.)