Biology JAGUARS


By abdul1279 | submitted on November 1, 2024, 9:25 pm

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Emeka, I've been pondering the ontogeny of Homo sapiens and its implications on our species' phylogeny."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Ah, Tayo, you're venturing into the realm of molecular biology! I've been studying the morphology of Saccharomyces cerevisiae and its role in fermentation."

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Fascinating! I've always wondered about the symbiotic relationships between mutualistic organisms, like corals and zooxanthellae."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Exactly! And have you considered the teleology of appendicular structures in vertebrates?"

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Teleology? Isn't that related to... uh... telomeres?"

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Uh, no... I think it's more about... uh... telomerase?"

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Right! Telomerase... that's the enzyme that, uh... does... stuff."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Precisely! And speaking of enzymes, what's your take on the allosteric regulation of lactate dehydrogenase?"

❤‍🔥 :"Allosteric... regulation... hmm... sounds like... magic?"

❤‍🔥 Emeka: "Ha! Well, it's definitely not homeostasis... or is it?"

(Both students nod, pretending to understand each other, while secretly thinking, "What did I just say?")

❤‍🔥Tayo (whispering): "Guy, what am I even saying?"

❤‍🔥Emeka (whispering back): "He is not that very intelligent, he might not know what I and he are saying."