Satan our biggest enemy

*Take time to read.... very nice story..* 

A man woke up early in order to have his morning prayer (Subh). He got dressed, set on his way to Allahs house.

On his way to the MASJID, the man fell and his clothes got dirty.. He got up, brushed himself up, and headed home.

At home, he changed his clothes, and was, again, on his way to the MASJID.

On his way to the MASJID, he fell again at the same spot! He, again, got up, brushed himself off and headed home. 

At home he, once again, changed his clothes and was on his way to Allahs house.

On his way to the MASJID, he met a man holding a lamp. He asked the man of his identity and the man replied I saw you fall twice on your way to the MASJID, so I brought a lamp so I can light your way.

The first man thanked him profusely and the two went on their way to the MASJID.

Once at the MASJID, the first man asked the man with the lamp to come in and offer SALAAH with him.

The second man refused.

The first man asked him a couple more times and, again, the answer was the same.

The first man asked him why he did not wish to come in and pray.

The man replied, I am Satan. The man was shocked at this reply. Satan went on to explain, I saw you on your way to the MASJID and it was I who made you fall. When you went home, cleaned yourself and went back on your way to the MASJID, Allah ( s.w.t) forgave all of your sins.

I made you fall a second time, and even that did not encourage you to stay home, but rather, you went back on your way to MASJID. Because of that, Allah (s.w.t) forgave all the sins of the people of your household.

I was afraid if I made you fall one more time, then Allah (s.w.t )will forgive the sins of the whole nation (world)so I made sure that you reached the MASJID safely.

Biology JAGUARS

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Emeka, I've been pondering the ontogeny of Homo sapiens and its implications on our species' phylogeny."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Ah, Tayo, you're venturing into the realm of molecular biology! I've been studying the morphology of Saccharomyces cerevisiae and its role in fermentation."

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Fascinating! I've always wondered about the symbiotic relationships between mutualistic organisms, like corals and zooxanthellae."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Exactly! And have you considered the teleology of appendicular structures in vertebrates?"

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Teleology? Isn't that related to... uh... telomeres?"

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Uh, no... I think it's more about... uh... telomerase?"

❤‍🔥Tayo: "Right! Telomerase... that's the enzyme that, uh... does... stuff."

❤‍🔥Emeka: "Precisely! And speaking of enzymes, what's your take on the allosteric regulation of lactate dehydrogenase?"

❤‍🔥 :"Allosteric... regulation... hmm... sounds like... magic?"

❤‍🔥 Emeka: "Ha! Well, it's definitely not homeostasis... or is it?"

(Both students nod, pretending to understand each other, while secretly thinking, "What did I just say?")

❤‍🔥Tayo (whispering): "Guy, what am I even saying?"

❤‍🔥Emeka (whispering back): "He is not that very intelligent, he might not know what I and he are saying."

Blunders

Muhammad: "Hey, Ibrahim, I must say your perspicacious demeanor is quite efficacious in elucidating the intricacies of our syllabus."

Ibrahim: "Ah, thank you, Muhammad! Your own fastidious approach to pedagogy is truly commendable. However, I must aver that your propensity for obfuscation is rivaled only by your remarkable capacity for grandiloquence."

Muhammad: "Ha! You're being facetious, Ibrahim. But seriously, have you perused the latest addendum to our curriculum? It's replete with egregious errors."

Ibrahim: "Indeed, Muhammad. I've scrutinized it thoroughly and found it to be a veritable farrago of contradictions. But let's not be too persnickety, shall we?"

Muhammad: "Of course not! After all, as the great sage, Aristotle, once said, 'To be or not to be, that is the existential question'."

Ibrahim: "Precisely! Although, I think you mean Hamlet, not Aristotle. Nonetheless, your sagacity is unparalleled.

Muhammad: "Dude, what's perspicacious mean?"

Ibrahim: "No clue. I think it sounds cool, though."

(Both students chuckle and continue their conversation, exchanging more impressive-sounding words they don't understand.)

Jokesss

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

The man laughed and said, "Well, that's a real paws-itive response!"

The librarian groaned and said, "You're really milking this joke, aren't you?"

The man replied, "I'm just trying to cat-ch your attention!"

The librarian face-palmed and said, "That's claw-ful!"

The man grinned and said, "I guess I've reached the purr-plexity limit!"

The librarian shook her head, laughing, and said, "You're barking up the right tree, but I think we've exhausted this joke!"

The man chuckled and said, "I guess it's time to paws for a moment!"

The librarian smiled and handed him the book, saying, "Here, take this and leaf me alone.

The magic of kindness 💖

Once upon a time, in a small village nestled between rolling hills, there lived a kind-hearted woman named Elara. Elara was known throughout the village for her generosity and warmth. She always had a smile on her face and a helping hand for anyone in need.

One chilly winter evening, as Elara was returning home from the market, she noticed a small, shivering kitten by the side of the road. Without a second thought, she scooped up the kitten and tucked it inside her warm coat. She took it home, fed it, and made a cozy bed by the fireplace.

Days turned into weeks, and the kitten, whom Elara named Snowball, grew stronger and more playfully. Snowball brought joy and laughter into Elara’s home, and the two became inseparable.

One day, as Elara was tending to her garden, she heard a faint cry for help. Following the sound, she found an elderly man who had fallen and injured his leg. Elara quickly helped him up and brought him to her home, where she tended to his wounds and offered him a warm meal.

The elderly man, grateful for Elara’s kindness, revealed that he was a wandering magician. To show his gratitude, he granted Elara a single wish. Elara, who had always dreamed of helping more people, wished for the ability to spread kindness wherever she went.

From that day on, Elara’s touch had a magical effect. Flowers bloomed where she walked, and people felt a sense of peace and happiness in her presence. The village flourished, and Elara’s kindness inspired others to be more compassionate and caring.

Snowball, always by her side, became a symbol of the magic that kindness can bring into the world. And so, Elara and her village lived happily ever after, proving that a little kindness can go a long way.

I hope you enjoyed this story! Do you have any favorite stories or themes you’d like to hear more about? 😊